Friday, June 3, 2011

Who Do You Like Better?

Okay, tough question, so I don't expect you to answer right away. Here it is.

Who do you like better: me or Ryan Reynolds?

Some things to consider: I know Pig Latin. Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johannson recently got divorced. In fourth grade, I took Irish dancing lessons and I was the best one in my class. Ryan Reynolds was once in a very serious relationship with Alanis Morisette. I know literally every word to the movie While You Were Sleeping. Ryan Reynolds is Canadian. I am an incredible air guitarist- quite possibly the best in the world. I'm pretty sure Ryan Reynolds hates puppies; that's unconfirmed, but I heard it from a pretty reliable source.

I know this is a difficult question, but it had to be asked. I believe that if you really think about it, there's a clear winner.

Okay, I'll give you your space so that you can think about it in a completely unbiased way. Oh, and also, it's likely that I appreciate you more than anyone in the entire world, including your own mother. Of course, don't let that influence your answer or anything.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

An Inspirational Story of One Girl's Search for Inspiration

I want to be one of those people who blogs- not the mean, ranty kind, and not the know-it-all serious kind either. You know, the kind that says funny things, or tells you inspiring anecdotes from their fascinating lives. Unfortunately, I don't have the kind of life to support this ambition. While I am a very happy person, my life consists mainly of going to work, coming home, and hanging out with friends while we watch reality tv. Not really groundbreaking stuff.

So for a long time I've pushed off my blogging aspirations, with the assumption that I would start once my life became sufficiently entertaining. But then today I decided, screw that! I'll blog about my boring life and then, once my cool life starts, I'll ditch this blog and start a new one. Or I'll make this one cool.

Regardless- fair warning: this may be dull. But what it lacks in awesome content, it will make up for in spirit, enthusiasm, and randomness. Here is a picture of a shoe.