Okay, tough question, so I don't expect you to answer right away. Here it is.
Who do you like better: me or Ryan Reynolds?
Some things to consider: I know Pig Latin. Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johannson recently got divorced. In fourth grade, I took Irish dancing lessons and I was the best one in my class. Ryan Reynolds was once in a very serious relationship with Alanis Morisette. I know literally every word to the movie While You Were Sleeping. Ryan Reynolds is Canadian. I am an incredible air guitarist- quite possibly the best in the world. I'm pretty sure Ryan Reynolds hates puppies; that's unconfirmed, but I heard it from a pretty reliable source.
I know this is a difficult question, but it had to be asked. I believe that if you really think about it, there's a clear winner.
Okay, I'll give you your space so that you can think about it in a completely unbiased way. Oh, and also, it's likely that I appreciate you more than anyone in the entire world, including your own mother. Of course, don't let that influence your answer or anything.
